The Sloan-Brown Cats
Soques

Soques - Matriarch - rules with an iron paw
(Socrates turned out to be a gender-inappropriate name>>>)
Patchess

her brother:  Mr Pat Chess
The 10kg wussy-cat
Stumpy

Stumpy - lane-trash, and will do anything for tummy-rubs
Mr Jas Purr

Mr Jas Purr - PatChess bought him home as a tiny, wet scrap and raised him as "his kitten"  Now bigger than his 10kg adoptive father...